A Full Preview Of Most Despicable Me 4 Cast Members

Okay, so we have the full cast list on, and if you don't believe us, you're just Minion to yourself.

Steve Carrell as Gru Campbell

Okay, so I changed Gru's full name. Why?

Since the original full name Felonious Gru was boring, I decided to change his name to Gru Campbell, which is way more exciting than what full name he had in the first three movies.

Taylor Swift as Lucy Houston

In accordance to the MPAA's character real-name policies, the name Lucy Wilde sounds offensive and redundant to me, so also, you'll be able to shout out Lucy's new full name whenever you see her in this movie.

Meghan Trainor as Meena Campbell

As the name Agnes sounds, like, REDUNDANT to me, I changed her name to Meena, in order to synchronize her with the elephant character in Sing. And, the name Agnes is counted as a redundant name for these two things: racism and easy confusion with the word acne.

Kristen Wiig as Becky Campbell PLUS Tori Kelly as Janet Houston

When I first found out these two girls' names, they were, like, having these two racist names known to be Edith and Margo. However, when I was watching the scene in the movie Sing in which Becky dumped Ash's boyfriend, Lance, I got an idea - to change Edith's name to Becky Campbell and Margo's name to Janet Houston, because, if they had names like Austin and Connie, wouldn't they have a more racist Instagram username?

Taron Egerton as Robin El Macho

El Macho was first introduced as both a restaurant manager and an evil guy in the second Despicable Me movie. However, we plan to re-introduce him as a restaurant manager character under the name... Robin El Macho. Sounds good, right? Because, if he were to use just the name El Macho, then wouldn't he smack off every person with an aisle seat in the face on commercial aircraft with his pointy shoulder pads?

Heitor Pereira as the White Fang dragon

Okay, here's what you need to know: This dragon is the enemy of Gru, Lucy, Meena, Becky, and Janet in Despicable Me 4 (this movie). However, the problem with the image above is, the dragon doesn't have white wings and neither uses scissor-sharp teeth.

Jennifer Lopez as the maitre'd of Salsa Y Salsa

The Scarlett Overkill character was first introduced as a super villain in the Despicable Me prequel, however, the character of Salsa Y Salsa's maitre'd is based on it. She still wears ruby red clothing, but with a better personality + manner, a trendy haircut, and a good display of lesbianism.

Remember: Despicable Me 4 is coming to theaters on October 6, 2020.